My story begins on a deserted island where my parents were stranded.I was conceived after a bad fight over a coconut lead to passionate make up sex.I owe my music abilities to a small primate named Fred I befriended as a child.We would gather the skulls of dead animals and beat on them,each one had it's own distinct sound.When Fred died I honored him by playing on his skull relentlessly as I cried out in pain.I crafted string instruments from Fred's muscles and tendons, we ate the rest of him.