
Neiman Markus has this nifty
item in its holiday catalog: An all-
Tchaikovsky concert by the
Kirov Orchestra conducted by
Valery Gergiev. The description of "Lola Astanova beating the daylights out of a Steinway® Concert Grand" brings to mind an image similar to that of
Pete Townshend smashing his guitar. It's all yours for less than $1.6 million.