Gergiev & Kirov OrchestraNeiman Markus has this nifty item in its holiday catalog: An all-Tchaikovsky concert by the Kirov Orchestra conducted by Valery Gergiev. The description of "Lola Astanova beating the daylights out of a Steinway® Concert Grand" brings to mind an image similar to that of Pete Townshend smashing his guitar. It's all yours for less than $1.6 million.