"R-U" Ready: Unauthorized Biography begins with a statement that could comprise the entire review: "This documentary contains no music or performance by Korn." Unlike most awful unauthorized bio DVDs, this one at least takes a stab at a creative approach. The bio starts with a much too long definition of the word "autopsy." It is thought that they will autopsy Korn, but they don't. The narrator of the DVD actually introduces "R-U" Ready: Unauthorized Biography by saying, "This is Korn. Are you ready? Are you f*cking ready?" The DVD recycles the same still photograph for an hour, altering them in Photoshop and changing colors. This is really a documentary on some teens waiting to see the band play at the Apollo. All that needs to be said about this DVD is that it is a waste of money. This documentary contains no music or performance by Korn.