How does one sit down and do a review of a CD that is filled with nearly 100 real-life farts? Sticky ones, gooey ones, and probably stinky ones, too! An initial gut reaction would be to make it a 'mock' review and write this up as if it were a 'hits' collection and make references to personal favorites like "The Long And Winded Road," "RRRip Roarin'" and "Anus Madness." Then I thought that readers might think I'm a serious fart junkie, so I dropped that idea. Then I thought that just listing some of the fart 'titles' would give you an idea of the sheer outrageousness of this CD. How can you not appreciate farts called "Donut Creme-Filler," "Air Biscuit," "Gravy Stains," "Colon POWel," "George Push," and "Tuna Melt Madness"? But a CD review cannot live by 'titles' alone, so I felt that just letting the world know that this is funnier than -- er -- funny is the best endorsement I can give! You've got to appreciate bathroom humor to appreciate this CD, obviously, but it's certainly a funny collection of sounds! I certainly would not recommend you playing it while cruising downtown on a Saturday night, but if you're having a party, then pull it out and crank it up! I think that perhaps the best tag line for this CD is 'The soundtrack of your life." 'Nuff said.
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